Then he discovered the pleasures that the pool pumps can generate. He begins by explaining his predilection for masturbating in his swimming pool (and then fishing out the results after they congeal into gobs). His own story falls into the “if you thought that was bad, just wait” camp.
Then, after a few other bits and pieces, the story ups the ante as the narrator relates what happened to him. I assumed that the story was just going to continue in this mildly kinky/cringeworthy vein, and I was mildly grossed out by it. And then it gives an example of a guy who tried this (with a sliver of wax) and how horribly, horribly wrong it went. The first example he gives is of a fetish in which guys insert things into their penises while erect. More specifically it talks about the injuries people sustain while trying to get off. It begins with a guy telling stories about the creepy/weird things people do to get off. So, anyway, yeah, “Guts” is pretty disturbing. I browsed the back and I get the sense that the book is a whole bunch of people writing /telling stories, but I didn’t investigate too thoroughly (I will likely read the whole book one of these days just to find out). My coworker said it was a short story collection and yet the book clearly says Haunted: A Novel. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in Haunted. When a fellow coworker who had also read it overheard the suggestion she groaned in a way that confirmed my suspicions. And I know from past experience that if he suggests something it will be slightly, shall we say, askew.
I’d never watched a second of Joan’s show, and won’t watch any more than this clip, but seeing Oderus Urungus and Beefcake the Mighty on a talk show is pretty awesome.Ĭheck it out here. They actually make Joan Rivers speechless, and they play their act wonderfully straight. This interview (around the time of the release of Scumdogs) is really funny. I always enjoyed the premise of Gwar, and I think that Scumdogs is a wonderfully hilarious album. I was trying to pick my favorite Gwar song (actually I only know their first two albums), and then YouTube pointed me to this absurd interview. I considered Cannibal Corpse and Carcass, but I found that most of the lyrics were too hard to understand. SOUNDTRACK: GWAR on The Joan Rivers Show (1991).īecause this story is pretty, nay, really gross, I wanted to find a suitably gross song to attach to it.
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